2008

Jul

25 Clever Bar Pick Up Lines

“Hey, is that the OLD iPhone?” is turning out to be the joke of the season.

Diners, Drive-ins and Dives - Guy's Hotspots

Dear Merlin D. Mann,: I represent an anonymous hostile...

Reviewing photos from our girls’ first birthday party this past weekend. Yes, it’s been...

How To Lose Belly Fat

Poll: what’s your favorite Wii game?

Catching up on email after a few days out of the office shouldn’t feel like an insurmountable...

Ever get the feeling that your closet rod might collapse? We didn’t get that feeling and...

Jun

At Doctor’s Office. :-(

Without exception, yesterday was our roughest day as parents. If I could, I would gladly take the...

A sick grumpy baby is such a sad thing. Sooo hard to hear her cry and not be able to help.

Amazon Prime service has been astounding. I get most orders placed in the afternoon by the next...

103” Panasonic Plasma: Kazow!

How to Hack a Parking Gate

I am surprised I have come this far in life without seeing someone do this.

I just gave someone the peace sign to say hi. I’m such a dork.

Nintendo’s online store feels like it was designed in the 90’s, I’m VERY...

I actually really enjoy spending time in a video editing studio. I may have missed my calling.

For 5 hours today, I felt like I did on a Saturday pre-kids.

Wait, gas is cheaper in San Francisco compared to the burbs? Huh?!

I am soooooo buying a Wii.

Looking forward to beer and video games on my “playdate”

Not going to complain about the heat, totally digging it.

Thank god I set the timer on our air conditioning this morning. Looking forward to stepping into a...

Phone Guy - Not This Quarter

This sight on the freeway TOTALLY made my week. Maybe even my month....

The Unseen Movement

Beating Cancer: This totally made my week!

My daughter blows you a kiss: http://www.flickr.com/photos/monikaandshayla/2592028246/

Sometimes I need to restart my iPhone to get it on my wireless network. I shouldn’t have to.

I’m looking to expand my kids’ music collection. Which “albums” do you...

I hate when I can’t open a banana and I have to resort to biting off the tip to get at it....

One of my baby girls learned how to blow kisses yesterday! Kinda makes your heart melt.

In N’ Out for Father’s Day dinner. Yum yum!!

First Father’s Day: Celebrating my first...

Celebrated Father’s Day with an extra spoonful of sugar in my coffee and a wonderful wife and...

Kids parties are EXHAUSTING. And it only lasted 2 hours!

Backing up GBs and GBs of photos and video, mainly of our girls.

Tag Cloud: Make yours here

Compton’s Most Wanted

Cracking the Code

HANG UP THE GODDAMN PHONE!

Wouldn’t have thought that planning a kids birthday party would be so much fun. Also, not...

Pro Tip: buy .Mac from Amazon for $69.99 and get free upgrade to MobileMe when it launches....

I had to turn off pop-up blocking yesterday and forgot to turn it back on. Wow, people still waste...

England, 1940-41. “Battle of Britain. Children in an...

Heat wave in New York. July 6, 1911. “Licking blocks...

Ovulation moment caught on camera

I think I see a stiffy.

How Much Sleep Do You Really Need?

Sliding Top Menu With jQuery

BMW Builds a Shape-Shifting Car Out of Cloth

Moodstream by Getty Images

BMW GINA Light Visionary Model.

Also, getting dirty looks.

Waiting outside a ladies fitting room, feeling a bit creepy.

I’ve read all that I need to read, I’m upgrading to an iPhone 3G.

Mr. Pink’s views on tipping: http://ping.fm/JWoCF

Playing around with ping.fm.

Can someone score me a ping.fm account?

At WWDC, inside Moscone, waiting to staff the keynote.

Thinking about getting a Wii just for the Wii Fit.

Waiting to get a haircut. A Super Cut.

So far, this has been the definition of a lazy Sunday morning.

Rocking out to AC/DC with my babies. They love it, thank goodness!

Long, but awesome, birthday.

Completely & totally pleasantly surprised this evening by wife & friends for my birthday!

Stingray Migration. Gorgeous.

Birthday observation 2: Dear Bank, sending me a coupon to your online store for my birthday...

Birthday drinks at BJ’s.

Birthday observation 5: If you’re gonna go out for lunch/dinner on your birthday, don’t...

I’m testing out brightkite.com - how about you? If yes, friend me.

Mankind’s Most Important Moments (In Lego)

Just got a dual USB charger in the mail. This will lighten the load *a bit* when traveling with all...

Birthday observation 4: Because it’s my birthday, I expect every random person around me to be...

Birthday observation 3: When your parents sing Happy Birthday to you on the phone, it should bring...

Birthday observation 1: it’s great when garbage day isn’t on your birthday …...

Mother of Father’s Day Gifts: This made me chuckle and...

37: Look at me, it looks like I totally haven’t aged a...

Hello upper-mid-thirties. I’ve been expecting you.

Being disclosed on something at work is exciting. I mean, or so I’ve heard.

Pet gates work well for kids too.

Hockey Night in Canada song to die?

I’m letting you know that my birthday is on Friday so you’ll all “Happy Birthday...

Sunlight Concepts

Nicknames used by Sawyer in Lost

Post-War New World Map (1942). Click to zoom.

My office is literally buzzing. Buzzing with anticipation.

The amazing Faroe Islands

Restored my old cracked iPhone to a shiny new iPhone. Ooo laa laa.

Shattered the screen on my iPhone. Still works though. And now I look all badass. Or like a loser.

May

Let the weekend begin!

I usually park my minivan next to the Lamborghini at work. I like to think it pisses him off.

Here’s a good excuse for being late to work. Click to...

Just took advantage of Amazon’s price drop “policy” and saved about $40! Try it:...

Biggest Drawing in the World

Memorial Day is the mostest boringest holiday EVER.

Amazon’s Price Drop Policy

Babyproofing. About time.

Just ordered a Canon Vixia HF100. Total overkill for family videos, but I’m a sucker for good...

2 weeks until my birthday. Feeling old.

Nice set of prints

Anyone score me an invite to pheltup.com?

Gotta buy another HD camcorrder, I love doing this kind of research.

I really really hate going into the dealership to get my car serviced.

Eating at Pizza Orgasmica. Having a Doggie Style pizza.

Bocci wall plugs

Using Twitter for Home Automation

Record 1961 Ferrari California Spyder

Prom: The Ages and Stages

Because you’re worth it! Click to zoom.

Children's Books Of The Day

Lazy Sunday in the park.

Jesus! [via imgs.sfgate.com]

Baby won’t stop crying? Rick Roll them

Toilet Signs Across the World

Can anyone recommend an amateurish photographer to shoot a kid’s birthday party? 3 hour job,...

Off to have some yummy Indian food for dinner. Was hoping for Mexican, but this works.

Wonderful lazy afternoon at Vasona Park capped off with a lime Sno Cone.

Camera display in bathroom

If it smells …

Hello: “I’m having an awesome morning, how about...

Jumbo Inflate Lobster

Thank God for air conditioning.

Sitting in waiting room listening to kids whine. It’s frightening me.

SomethingStore.com

Great Peanut Butter Jar Design

Baby’s first tooth makes an appearance!

Vegas is more fun when you don’t have a headache.

Automotive Monogamy

Air conditioning in the cab at 8 am. Welcome to Las Vegas.

It’s awesome to have video clips of my babies on my iPhone to watch on a lonely business trip....

At SJC, waiting to go to Vegas

I finally figured out why they put this Starbucks right next to that Starbucks. It’s so you...

Mother’s Day Breakfast: Happy first Mother’s Day...

As it turns out, the wrapping paper from Mother’s Day gifts is the most interesting thing...

Things Men Should Be Able to Do

THIS is my New York Times “Breaking News” news...

World Of Waste: America's Mass Consumption In...

Milfs appalled at racy books in store for...

Stop! In the naaaaame of love.

This pretty much does sum it up for many people I know.

Adorable Baby Black Jaguar Cub [via www.greenexpander.com]...

Where the boys/girls are (well, in L.A.): http://tinyurl.com/6jbgq2